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Pointless

"What are you…doing?"

No answer

"What are you doing?"

Still, no answer.

"WHAT'RE YA DOIN'!!!"

A turn of the head, a chibi form…finally! She was about to get an answer. "I'm…. erm…dunno."

Facefault. "CHRIS, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!"

Chris found this to be entirely out of line, and rude, especially coming from Erutis. "AM NOT!"

Now, Erutis couldn't very well take this from an idiot. He had to understand the quality of his thoughts, after all. "ARE TOO"

"ARE NOT!"

"ARE TOO!"

"Shut up." Dark hair…scary voice…oh no! Eclipse had caught them fighting, again!

"Hurry," Chris whispered. "Run before he decides to eat us!" He began scrambling off, the stubby legs of his cute chibi form not quite long enough to do much good.

"Wait up!" Erutis followed, her chibi form even more useless.
"What are you doing?" This voice was sweet. Oh no! Raenef had caught them escaping!

"Hurry!" Chris cried. "We must escape in the other direction!" He again attempted running with stubby little legs.

"Why do you always leave me behind!?" Erutis stumbled on behind him.

"Oooh! I wanna try!" Raenef ran along behind the both of them, so adorable in his chibi form it makes up for how lame this fic is.

"OH NO! He's chasing us!" Chris somehow managed to run faster.

"OH NO! WAIT UP!" Erutis tried, and failed, and tripped, and landed on her butt.

"FUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!" Raenef caught up to Chris.

"AAAAAH! I'M GONNA BE CAUGHT!" Chris again ran faster.

"Wow, Chris. You're a master of the chibi form!" Raenef called out, failing to catch up again.

"Well, duh! I almost never leave it!" Chris waited for the Demon Lord to catch up. "AAAAAAH!!!!! RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!" He ran again.

Eclipse was becoming quite aggravated with the actions of these idiots, and really wished they could manage to run more then three feet in one fic. Yes, this entire fic has taken place in a three-foot spot of land outside the castle. Suddenly entering his chibi form, Eclipse shot little balls of flame at the annoying chibis.

"AAAAAAAAAAAH! MOUTH ON FIRE!!!!!!!!" Chris ran even faster and made it to the lake miles away. He jumped in.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!! REAR ON FIRE!!!!!!!" Erutis cried, and hopped into the puddle near where she'd fallen.

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" BRAIN ON FIRE! DARK ARROW!!!!" Raenef discovered that it was never a good idea to shoot yourself in the head with dark arrow.

"Now, chibi idiots. Did you learn anything from this experience?" Eclipse looked even scarier than usual.

Yes, all three had.

"Erutis?"

"MY BUTT IS THE BUTT OF ALL JOKES!!!"

"No. Raenef?"

"My brain wasn't there in the first place, so I shouldn't have bothered to shoot myself?"

"No. Chris?"

"I can run even faster as a chibi than normal!" He ran off, escaping Eclipse's lecture.

"Uh…no. You SHOULD have leaned that annoying Eclipse is BAD!"

Raenef shook his head. "Actually…I think we should've learned not to be the object of Obi's fics when she has no plot ideas."

"Uh, yea. That too." Eclipse glared angrily at Obi and shot a ball of flame at her. Oh, wait…THAT'S ME! I'M ON FIRE!?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Yes, you are!" Chris decided to try being helpful, but found himself unable to become a chibi because he invoked the authoress' wrath.

The others decided to end this fic before things got even worse and I…erm…Obi decided to scare even more people away with such a terrible fic.

The Endish thing