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I just have a lot of quotes I like here. Yes, I have a thing for quotes. They're cool. And Ninja. Very Ninja. n00b. Erm... random order.

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought." - Lord Peter Wimsey

"Thus is our treaty written; thus is agreement made.
Thought is the arrow of time; memory never fades.
What was asked is given. The price is paid." - ashandarei (WoT)

"Sa souvraya niende misain ye." - Mat (WoT) (I am lost in my own mind.)

"Dovie'andi se tovya sagain." - Mat (WoT) (It's time to roll the dice.)

"Sene sovya caba'donde ain dovienya." - Mat (WoT) (Luck is a horse to ride like any other)

"Inde muaghde Aes Sedai misain ye!" - Mat (WoT) (I am no Aes Sedai meat!)

"Mordero daghain pas duente cuebiyar." - ? (WoT) (Word for word: Death fear none holds my heart.)

"Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin." - ? (WoT) (The grave is no bar to my call.)

"We must be idiots!" - Duo Maxwell (Gunadam Wing)

"You're a team player, a save-the-day super hero. *pause* I hate people like you." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing's impeccable." - Oz (BtVS)

"I'm a rebel. You're an idiot." - Spike (BtVS)

"Uh, The sun is beeping." - Daniel (Stargate SG-1)

"Death or serious injury can occur while being blinded by the sun, trying to read, and balancing a water bottle on your head at the same time." - Obi

"Duct tape is like the force, it has a light and dark side, and it binds the unverse together." - annonymous

"Even as we speak, ninja monkey's are plotting our deaths." - annonymous

"My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems." - annonymous

"It's uncanny how many problems you can solve with duct tape." Wally (Dilbert)

"When a creature has developed into one thing, he will choose death rather than change into his opposite." - Scytale (Dune)

"Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely." - annonymous

"In the end, all life is, is the prelude to death." - (Prelude to Death)

"Are you a ninja genious? No, but you can read GNs!" - Shounen Jump

"You guys made it through another commercial break. Amazing. The way people scream every time we give Inuyasha a rest it's always suprising that 4 straight minutes of commercials doesn't start even a tiny riot." - Adult Swim

"The little man knows all." - Kramer

"He who dies with the most toys, still dies." - annonymous

"The side effects of our programming are daytime drowsiness and an extreme sense of well-being." - Adult Swim

"It's the bunny of DOOOOOOOM!!!" - Adam

"There are two kinds of people in this world: Those who are good with words, and those who are... erm... thingy" - annonymous

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking" - annonymous

"I'm insane. What's his excuse?" - Spike (BtVS)

"If you fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy." - Jack Handey

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me." - Jack Handey

"After the meek inherit the earth, I think we should kick their butts and take it from them." - Jim Rosenburg

"Sometimes when I'm driving behind a big cement truck, I think of how the valve on the truck could suddenly open, spilling cement over my car, encasing me inside and leaving me to fall into an oxygen-deprived coma, from which I awaken five years later to find my wife remarried to my best friend. But then I think maybe I'm just being paranoid, because what are the odds of that happening again?" - Jack Handey

"I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. But I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe." - Jack Handey

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes." - annonymous

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat." - John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy 1981-1987

"People who think they know everything are annoying to those of us who do." - annonymous

"There is no clearer manifestation of pure evil than teachers giving assignments over holiday breaks." - James Halloran

"Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow." - Mark Twain

"I have yet to see a problem, however complicated, which, when you look at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated." - Paul Anderson

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." - Woody Allen.

Connor: He looks dead.
Angel: He is dead. Technically he's undead. It's a zombie.
Connor: What's a zombie?
Angel: It's an undead thing.
Connor: Like you?
Angel: No, Zombies are slow-moving, dim-witted things that craves human flesh.
Connor: Like you.
Angel: No! It's different. Trust me. Come on.
- (Angel)

Daniel: Mak tal shree! Lok tak. Mekta satak Oz! Mok tal Oz kree!
Daniel: I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob: Who'd you say you were?
Daniel: The Great and Powerful Oz.
- (Stargate SG-1)

Jack Clone: We're not done, Pal.
Jack: I so own you.
- (Stargate SG-1)

"I figured that flashing wasn't good news. That and the fact that in Goa'uld it says, 'Warning, Warning'..." - Daniel (Stargate SG-1)

"I said I think I just electrocuted myself. Do you have any idea what that feels like? *Fires zat*
Something like that." - Daniel (Stargate SG-1)

"Okay, well, I'm willing, so let's go, I mean, you know, do your thing, glow me." - Daniel (Stargate SG-1)

Jack: And this just came to you?
Daniel: No, this came to me while I was suffocating.
- (Stargate SG-1)

"A Serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The Serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's nose drips." - Teal'c (Stargate SG-1)

"This is the infamous Tuna Torture." - Jack (Stargate SG-1)

"He interrupted her with an eruption of harsh laughter. 'Normal?' He laughed more, unable to stop. 'You really think that, don't you, Tsunade?' He would have wondered how he had remembered her name if Kazuki had not been the one speaking. 'That I could possibly be normal, if I tried that is.' He stopped laughing suddenly, and shot his impenetrable glare at her. 'Did you ever think that maybe I don't want to be normal? None of us do." - Kazuki (Parallelism, Chapter Five: Asylum)

"Not only was he laughing, but he was wasting every last ounce of his strength on forcing himself to let out a loud, almost wailing version of what would have been maniacal laughter had he more than half a lung." - (Parallelism, Chapter Five: Asylum)

"In Naruto's mind though, the red pulsing thing in his hand wasn't a heart because Sasuke didn't have one." - (Parallelism, Chapter Five: Asylum)

"I've been everywhere, but I haven't seen anything." - annonymous

"I try to cry out, only to find I can't. Not only because I have no voice, not only because my throat feels as though it has been ripped out, torn the shreds, and then shoved back in with the expectation that I will still be able to use it, but, rather, because I do not know how." - Naid, (Fallen)

"There's no such thing as an opposite for bad." - Tenna (Fallen)